Brett H wrote:
it'll be George Clooney's fault!
George Clooney? I'm a little surprised George, after remaining single and independent for so long, ended up trading it in on some style, elegance and femininity, rather than choosing himself a soulmate. Along with his partner in crime .. Mel Gibson, who also found himself being lured in by style over substance .. it will be interesting to see if George ends up getting an Oscar nomination for his role as a fashion accessory to his new bride, Amal .. and how he copes with playing the part of the Human handbag. ??? I guess we'll all have to wait until after the honeymoon period has elapsed .. and George experiences one of those 'What have I done?' moments .. much like when you stagger out into the kitchen in the morning to make your first cup of coffee .. take that first sip, and then realise that somehow you've ended up with a cup of nescafe .. wtf? .. and begin to splutter and choke on it. The writing was on the wall for George .. when he did a deal with the Devil .. and chose to take the money and do those Nespresso ads. The script was never going to end well for Mr Clooney .. after that, unfortunately :doh: There are just some places a Man shouldn't go.. If only George had played the role of Ulysses .. he would have known to have a mate tie him up to a pole - to prevent being allured by the beautiful siren. Hmm? Must be time for another coffee .. no thanks George .. I'm having a real one! :coffee2:
