um, i think I've misled you if we switch wand & water port the controls will also switch sides - does that solve your concern? its joysticks all the way, both sides I'm afraid - id never go back to screw screw screw open, screw screw screw, closed they're progressive & they can be locked wide open at any angle - how cool is that? does anyone know about a wand shape that does a tight 'S' (lying on its back of course) so it comes down from the machine, then a very tight turn so it is running close to vertical on the up, and then bent back down at the top so it comes down more or less vertical too? had heard some people say this worked, but its often diff to sep the fact from the folklore in these areas