Its all wrong Kelsey. The 27 sec rule is there for a reason. Unfortunately, as we were not able to correct this early enough, you will have already metabolised quite a few 'false ristretto' shots (falsettos). You really ought to have your stomach pumped and a full blood transfusion. In the meantime, 10 Lungo's should help limit the effects somewhat As to mycuppas comment above, while I often agree with his statements, I fear in this case he may also have deviated from the standard and be suffering from falsetto induced delusion. I do hope not, as sometimes the consequences are irreversible. I shall be monitoring and take necessary action at the first sign of a goatee or thick rimmed glasses. Edit: having just read the above again, it does seem perhaps slightly snobbish. Best ignore it and enjoy your coffee however you want. :thumb:
