RichardM Brett H wrote: 26. You don't allow tea in the house... PERIOD! You need tea to give to anyone who doesn't like your coffee (and takeaway cups to send them on their way).
Brett_H RichardM wrote: You need tea to give to anyone who doesn't like your coffee (and takeaway cups to send them on their way). No RM, you need to give them something: lawn clippings, tree mulch, pot poori etc. it doesn't have to be tea and you're less of a coffee aficionado if it is... except Nerada!
askthecoffeeguy 27 you smile and nod politely when a customer wants to know why your coffee is more expensive than it is in Rosanna
Kevohere 28. You wake up to the realization that your beloved Minore III is no longer sitting on the bench top and you're faced with a problem: which process will I use of the 5 other methods you have, to make your mornin' heart starter :exclaim:
greenman 29. Deciding between the Kenyan Thiaru, El Sal finca Alaska, Wahana, Guatamala Santa Clara for my morning pourover--'decisions, decisions!!' :coffee2: :coffee2:
Brett_H 30. Choosing a beer at a luncheon despite freezing temperatures because the Racilio s20 and Mazzer SJ Electronica look unclean!
Brett_H Jonathon wrote: Until about a week ago I'd never heard of Geisha, but I want to know why you'd walk into Starbucks in the first place? Until I googled it a minute ago I didn't know that cortado was just a Spanish version of a long mac, but I think anybody who asks for one this side of the Med is a bit of a...well I'll keep it clean. And I really do draw the line at people who laugh at me using my aeropress at work while telling me how good their nespresso machine is! 32. When gifted a voucher to the Neswrecho store you burn it, brew the ashes and pronounce it their best cuppa to date! 33. You refuse to spell Nexpresso proper-like!
Ronin Jonathon wrote: Until I googled it a minute ago I didn't know that cortado was just a Spanish version of a long mac 34 You feel the need to point out a Cortados is more of a piccolo than a long mac :-| Ahhh the pointless technicalities
Ronin derrilex wrote: 35. You know what a cortado is. 😃 36. You feel the need to point out spelling mistakes for D. Cortados (note the 'S' on the end) :rofl:
Ronin Ronin wrote: 36. You feel the need to point out spelling mistakes for D. Cortados (note the 'S' on the end) :rofl: 37. You don't really know what a Cortados is but you make it up as you go to seem more like a coffeesnob.
derrilex Ronin wrote: 36. You feel the need to point out spelling mistakes for D. Cortados (note the 'S' on the end) :rofl: Shall not even dignify that with a response - shite, I just did.
Brett_H 38. You feel the need to dignify corrections to your spelling of coffee-mediums with a response.
askthecoffeeguy 40 you go to a night of new age meditation and changing but are unable to close your eyes and 'relax' through any of it coz you're still way to wired from your daily coffee consumption ...
