Hahaha hilarious... such a poetic and brilliant post! XD Alot of it's just stuff I had laying around, just prettied up the area haha. Does look shrine-like huh! The tampers are as follows: the first is a convex tamper I bought many moons ago, for some unknown reason! Second is one from my old workplace they gave me as a gift. Third is a 58mm tamper. And the one on the mat is a 58.5mm Pullman which I actually use 😉. The takeaway cups I'm not too sure, I just had them, and stacked them! Haha we do have lots of other bench space around, although I have taken up that whole corner, but my girlfriend is very understanding and supportive of the insanity 🙂 And I sprinkle it like pixie dust whilst prancing about! XD nah they just fit nicely there, and I like having distance between machine and grinder, don't want any possibility of moisture near the grinder! And no Acacia, but Hario scales 🙂 Now that I look back at it, it is quite ridiculous! And thank you 🙂 The end 🙂