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The_Chicksta

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You've had too much coffee when....
« on: 04/03/2003, 10:33 PM »
Hi all,
On my search for weird and wonderful things on the internet about coffee, this is what ive found.... I can relate to about 2 of these... how tragic  :o




You're Drinking Too Much Coffee When:
Instant coffee takes too long.
You answer the door before people knock.
You sleep with your eyes open.
Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.
You go to sleep just so you can wake up and smell the coffee.
You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore.
Your birthday is a national holiday in Brazil.
When someone says: How are you? You say: Good to the last drop.
You're offended when people use the word brew to mean beer.
You don't sweat, you percolate.
You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them.
You've worn out the handle on your favorite mug.
You've worn the finish off your coffee table.
You lick your coffeepot clean.
You can't even remember your second cup.

The Chicksta



The_Chicksta

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You've had too much coffee when....
« Reply #1 on: 04/03/2003, 10:38 PM »
HI... found some more  ;D
Your T-shirt says: Decaffeinated coffee is the devil's blend.
Your only source of nutrition comes from Sweet and Low.
Your coffee mug is insured by Lloyds of London.
Your first-aid kit contains two pints of coffee with an I.V. hookup.

You have to watch videos in fast-forward.
You channel surf faster without a remote.
You can type sixty words per minute... with your feet.
You can jump-start your car without cables.
You short out motion detectors.
You walk twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it's not plugged in.
You can outlast the Energizer bunny.

When someone says: How are you? You say: Good to the last drop.
You're offended when people use the word brew to mean beer.
You have a conniption over spilled milk.
You want to be cremated just so you can spend the rest of eternity in a coffee can.
You'd be willing to spend time in a Turkish prison.

The Chicksta

espresso_fetish

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You've had too much coffee when....
« Reply #2 on: 06/03/2003, 07:11 PM »
On your way to get your morning coffee you had to stop to get a coffee on the way. ::)

EF

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You've had too much coffee when....
« Reply #3 on: 06/03/2003, 10:42 PM »
when you trip over your eye balls ;D

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