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« on: 25/06/2015, 10:25 AM »
Dug this up from cleaning out some files - hardcopy so have had to re-type, but think this is pretty good;

"The Washington Post asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by changing only one letter and supply a new definition:
  • Foreploy: any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid
  • Sarchasm: the gulf between the author of sarcastic wit, and the person who doesn't get it
  • re-intarnation: coming back to life as a hillbilly
  • Hipatitis: terminal coolness
  • Inoculatte: to take coffee intravenously when you are running late

have got a few more for those who also appreciate this sort of humour...



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« Reply #1 on: 25/06/2015, 10:26 AM »
Keep 'em coming  :D.
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« Reply #2 on: 25/06/2015, 11:04 AM »
Expresso: the over-animated and articulated venting of frustrations by baristi elite when asked for a cup-of-cino.
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« Reply #3 on: 25/06/2015, 04:08 PM »
 :laugh:.
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« Reply #4 on: 26/06/2015, 11:05 AM »
Expresso: the over-animated and articulated venting of frustrations by baristi elite when asked for a cup-of-cino.

Haha, ok there were some more:

  • Dopeler effect: the tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when you've had a drink or two
  • Glibido: all talk and no action
  • Intaxification: euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realise it was your money to begin with
and my two favourites:
  • Osteopornosis: a degenerate disease
  • Ignoranus: a person who's both stupid and an a**hole

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« Reply #5 on: 26/06/2015, 11:54 AM »
Idiosyncrapies: the individual foibles of cheap appliances with which one must cope to produce the promised/desired result. 
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