Crisis in Turkey, brand new (kinda) PM in the lodge struggling to get a grip on his own party, RBA chair's comments causing a (welcome) collapse in the dollar, an Aussie wearing yellow...it's definitely not a slow news day, yet Fairfax put this tripe out masquerading as news. And they think people are going to start paying for this stuff? But as to whether it's an issue for cafe owners, I'd be stunned if a cafe owner didn't have 50 things they worry about more, such as penalty rates, staff laziness, needing a new grease trap, etc.