fun stuff [not coffee-related]

admin

Dug this up from cleaning out some files - hardcopy so have had to re-type, but think this is pretty good;

"The Washington Post asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by changing only one letter and supply a new definition:

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Foreploy: any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid[/li]
[li]Sarchasm: the gulf between the author of sarcastic wit, and the person who doesn't get it[/li]
[li]re-intarnation: coming back to life as a hillbilly[/li]
[li]Hipatitis: terminal coolness[/li]
[li]Inoculatte: to take coffee intravenously when you are running late[/li]


have got a few more for those who also appreciate this sort of humour...

Cuir Beluga

Keep 'em coming  :D.

Brett H

Expresso: the over-animated and articulated venting of frustrations by baristi elite when asked for a cup-of-cino.

Cuir Beluga

:laugh:.

admin

on 1435194296:

Expresso: the over-animated and articulated venting of frustrations by baristi elite when asked for a cup-of-cino.

Haha, ok there were some more:

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Dopeler effect: the tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when you've had a drink or two[/li] [li]Glibido: all talk and no action[/li] [li]Intaxification: euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realise it was your money to begin with[/li] and my two favourites:

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Osteopornosis: a degenerate disease[/li] [li]Ignoranus: a person who's both stupid and an a**hole[/li]

Brett H

Idiosyncrapies: the individual foibles of cheap appliances with which one must cope to produce the promised/desired result.