Dug this up from cleaning out some files - hardcopy so have had to re-type, but think this is pretty good;
"The Washington Post asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by changing only one letter and supply a new definition:
- Foreploy: any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid
- Sarchasm: the gulf between the author of sarcastic wit, and the person who doesn't get it
- re-intarnation: coming back to life as a hillbilly
- Hipatitis: terminal coolness
- Inoculatte: to take coffee intravenously when you are running late
have got a few more for those who also appreciate this sort of humour...
