Happy Christmas!

admin

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for a socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the summer solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or the secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious or secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. May you have a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2006, which may or may not be five or six years into the new millennium, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped to make Australia great (not to imply that Australia is necessarily greater than any other country) and without regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith, political belief, choice of computer platform or sexual preference of the wishee. By accepting this greeting you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for herself or himself or others, is void where prohibited by law and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and the warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.

Have a great Christmas!

Admin  

Greg41

I might have to get my solicitor to peruse this greeting before i accept these terms.But what the hell, i'll take the risk.Thanks Admin. and a merry Christmas to you and all the Crema Brothers and Sisters. Greg.

FreshCoffee2

here here! FC.

Honest_Gaza

Point well taken admin....ain't it a pity.

admin

Actually, for the record, I wasn't trying to make a political statement [either way] - it was just something that a lawyer friend sent through. Anyway, hope everyone has a great break! A