Hi,
I'm a Barista from Sydney.
I have had a lot of coffee throughout my (reasonably short thus far) life, and I can remember back to when I had no appreciation at all for coffee. Before I discovered the Barista bug and became completely obsessed, I was just a student drinking a lot of coffee and not really noticing that I needed sugars for some coffees and none for that coffee with the 'Campos' wind barrier (what was Campos anyway, some kind of wind barrier company?). I remember when my friend Maddie ordered a Macchiato somewhere and I stared at it in wonder, curious about this strange, exotic concoction.
Around the beginning of 2007 my obsession started and I went on a highly caffeinated adventure to learn all about coffee. I've been working at the local cafe for several months now and have been taught and certified by several training organisations, and am in the process of finishing the written part of an assessment for Toby's certification (11 steps to extracting a shot of espresso... where? o.o).
I like to think that I am serious about being a Barista. I dropped out of high school to pursue film. After film school I opted not to go for uni but to work: Barista was my chosen career, with film as the other passion that could-take-off-but-if-it-didn't-then-I-was-in-a-damn-good-career.
Here's the thing:
When I take ten seconds more than my co-worker (who tamps with one quick touch of the tamper at a 45 degree or thereabouts angle into the maybe 5g of coffee he's dosed into the single group) to fill a basket properly and pack it nice, I'm accused of being slow.
I try to grind fresh. When I turn my back, my boss/colleague will fill up the grind chamber and tell me how we will definitely lose customers if people don't get their coffee IMMEDIATELY.
When people slam down my fellow EMOs' coffees (with espresso pouring out in maybe 6-7 seconds) without batting an eye, when I hear more and more about Baristas barely earning award and being worse off than most any retail punk, and when I've poured a perfect rosetta after a month of hard, hard practise and the customer throws three sugars on it and complains that it isn't boiling like good coffee should be, I get quite disheartened.
I worked NYE at a very busy coffee stand and I had to use the tamper attached to the doser. The supervisor told me not to give too much of a s*** and if someone asked for skim and we had the full cream out, 'f them' . He sent down someone to 'do my milk', a guy who then burnt 3 big, big jugs of milk for no reason (we had no queue and two caps). This guy then sprayed milk everywhere and didn't know how to shut off the steam wand. And yet... people kept coming, paying 4.50 for a large piazza d'oro. I also got 'taught' by another temp, a girl from Muffin Break, about how there's no froth on a flat white.
I can't help but feel sometimes that 90% of people out there (if not more) are exactly where I was at 2 years ago - they don't care about their coffee, and they will pay 3.30 for it regardless of how lovingly it was prepared. So, if the majority of people don't take coffee seriously (and don't seem to want to change their minds) and are happy for some mccafe kid to pull their shots (no offense to the quality Baristas at mccafes across the nation), doesn't that mean all my Barista kin and I are fighting a losing battle? Are we totally in the wrong career?
Occasionally, someone will come up to the counter after they've stepped out the door. They'll walk up to me and tell me that my cap was the best coffee they've had in a long time. They'll ask me where I learnt to make coffee so well (my boss will interject 'here!!'). They'll tell me how their latte was perfect and how they'd be back for more.
These... these are the people keeping me in this. When I get a comment like that, I beam and I am completely happy slaving away for peanuts. I am happy to hold out in the hopes that I can please that solitary coffee appreciator amongst dozens of people who don't notice the difference between a 5 second shot and a 25 second shot.
But the elation doesn't last. It only lasts until I start reading forums and reading about Glebe Coffee School, until I hear about how great Starbucks 500mL concoctions are.
So tell me, uh... anything, actually. Tell me about your coffee life.
I'm sorry about this overly long rant and apologise in advance to anybody I may have offended. It just feels good to type this all out and I don't know who else I could talk to. This forum seems a lot friendlier than many others.
I'm sure my girlfriend is very tired of my monthly caffeinated-soul-searching.
- B
P.S. Arrogant baristas, what's up with YOU lot? I'm ranting about you next. Why do you always have smirks on your faces and class any soy order as 'annoying'? and... how much do you earn? where? thanks, arrogant baristas.
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